RECALL NOTICE:

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units; code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed “Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,” or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. Some of the symptoms include:
  1. Loss of direction
  2. Foul vocal emissions
  3. Amnesia of origin
  4. Lack of peace and joy
  5. Selfish or violent behavior
  6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
  7. Fearfulness
  8. Idolatry
  9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is:

P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of S.I.N. through the REPENTANCE procedure.

Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

  1. Love
  2. Joy
  3. Peace
  4. Patience
  5. Kindness
  6. Goodness
  7. Faithfulness
  8. Gentleness
  9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter his Kingdom so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!

GOD

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and they may contact the Father any time by ‘Knee Mail’!

Proverbs 3:5-6 “Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make your paths straight.”

Love Lee ♥

Thanks to my dear friend Kimberly for posting this on Facebook…

2 thoughts on “RECALL NOTICE:

  1. LeeAnn, I did not know for sure that this was your website but it is truly a blessing that you are doing this. I have not been in church since I left Angleton. San Antonio is filled with churches but I have not decided where to go yet. Since, I have been homebound for the last 2 months, I would love nothing more than a good ole’ lessons on Jesus and our Father. I used to love going to Sunday School and really studying about Jesus. This is truly a blessing. You know that I have had many experiences with Jesus talking to me but when I conveyed these to my preacher, he didn’t believe me because I was “nobody” so why would God talk to me. He talked to me in a voice that I heard. I asked and asked to share my story but I was never allowed.

    I guess I need some God love although I know He is here with me always, sometimes it feels He is miles away, but it is not God that is miles away, it is me.

    Miss you girlfriend and our God talks that we used to have.

    • Debbie, I have been where you are. I called it “the dark night of the soul” because although I knew He was there I could not feel His presence. What helped me through that time was to keep quoting scriptures and trusting He was there. I am here to tell you…once I passed thru to the other side of that darkness life has been soooo sweet!
      Hang in there Sister! I am praying for you!!!
      Love Lee

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