I urgently needed a few days off work, 
But I knew the boss would not allow me to take  leave. I thought that maybe if I acted ‘CRAZY’ then he would tell me to take a few days off.   

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who’s blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So that the Boss would think I was ‘CRAZY’ And give me a few days off.   

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office And asked ‘What are you doing?’ I told him I was a light bulb.   

He said, ‘You are clearly stressed out. 
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.’ 
I jumped down and walked out of the office.   

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, 
The Boss asked her 
..And where do you think you’re going?’  
(You’re gonna love this…..)    

She said,